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Duchess of the Mediterranean Sea
PhD in Vacation
Captain of the vessel "Hullabaloo" and "Ishkabibble"
Official passenger seat DJ on Any Adventure
Dubbed CleopatraSexyLegs in Rome
Taller than You since 1994
Brown eyes, Curly Hair
50% amazon, 50% mermaid, All Lady.
I Live At The Pool.
*Recently Dubbed Queen of the AprilFools, but will remain known foremost as Duchess of the Mediterranean
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"