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michaxl: oomshi: asks ouija board what’s for dinner finger slides to the d

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:08:08 -0400

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

manafromheaven: rifa: zuviosgemini: gokuma: mainedamage: X-M...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:07:39 -0400

rifa:

zuviosgemini:

gokuma:

mainedamage:

X-Men: Days of Future Past

You realize what it means, right?!

OH MY GOD.

I just choked on my coffee, wtf tumblr don’t surprise me like that

/HYPERVENTILATES

thefinaljourney: did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:06:36 -0400

thefinaljourney:

did you know if you rape and drug a minor you will go to jail for 1 year, but if you pirate a shit ton of movies you go to jail for 15 years

jesicaday: → New Girl meme → three friendships → [2/3] Jess...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:59 -0400

jesicaday:

→ New Girl meme → three friendships → [2/3] Jess x Cece

Sometimes she just calls me up and she’s like ‘Bitch! I love you!’ and then she just hangs up. No other information.

nayx: reaill: jakeenglish: please just watch this it does...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:00:45 -0400

nayx:

reaill:

jakeenglish:

please just watch this

it does something very bizarre

this video starts off with “here’s a nice idea”

jirasol: it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK I hate how people here...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:12:56 -0400

jirasol:

it’s called AAVE, you FUCKTRUCK

I hate how people here think that “proper general English” is the only way to speak English and all the others are considered “idiocy” like if language has anything to do with intelligence. I’m not even from the U.S. and I know this better than most of you.

Below is a list of all English dialects in North America:

American English - Standard American English is the general form

Cultural
African-American Vernacular English (AAVE)

Chicano English

New York Latino English

Pennsylvania Dutch English

Yeshivish

Yinglish

Regional
New England English
Boston accent

Boston Brahmin accent

Hudson Valley English

Lake Dialect or Lake Talk

Vermont English

Inland Northern American English (includes western and central upstate New York)
Northeast Pennsylvania English

Mid-Atlantic dialects
Baltimore dialect

Philadelphia dialect

Pittsburgh English

New York dialect

New Jersey English dialects

Inland Northern American English (Lower peninsula of Michigan, northern Ohio and Indiana, Chicago, part of eastern Wisconsin and upstate New York)

North–Central American English (primarily Minnesota, but also most of Wisconsin, the Upper peninsula of Michigan, and parts of North Dakota, South Dakota, and Iowa)
Yooper dialect (Upper Peninsula of Michigan and some neighboring areas)

Midland American English
North Midlands English (thin swath from Nebraska to Ohio)

St. Louis

South Midland (thin swath from Oklahoma to Pennsylvania)

Southern English
Appalachian English

Tidewater accent

Virginia Piedmont

Virginia Tidewater
Coastal Southeastern (Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia area)

Cajun English

Harkers Island English (North Carolina)

Ozark English

Southern Highland English

Gullah or Geechee

Texan

Yat dialect (New Orleans)

Ocracoke

Western English
California English

Boontling

Pacific Northwest English

Hawaiian Pidgin

lorddarkfetus: Chillin with the bff

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:34:42 -0400

lorddarkfetus:

Chillin with the bff

i-am-kind-of-strange: signalinterrupts: carrotsforferrets: dia...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:28:48 -0400

i-am-kind-of-strange:

signalinterrupts:

carrotsforferrets:

diamante-envenenado:

Scott Pilgrim’s actors

I’m pretty sure the cast and writers would be up for a 100%...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:26:57 -0400

I’m pretty sure the cast and writers would be up for a 100% cross-over season with Game of Thrones, if they were into it. x

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:41 -0400

domesticabusewillsaveusall: Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:22:52 -0400

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013

German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.

I’m going to miss Bill Hader.

figmentdotcom: sketchmedesire: A sixth grader’s advice to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:14 -0400

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

Has there been anything you would like to avenge in your real...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:13:19 -0400

Has there been anything you would like to avenge in your real life?

radhauswife: This is amazing. oh

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:12:06 -0400

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

idkjanoskians: whorebrooks: janoskianscrocs: that was...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:54 -0400

idkjanoskians:

whorebrooks:

janoskianscrocs:

that was fancy

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I

but how innocent and cute, i just

skeetbucket: this is gold

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:09:43 -0400

skeetbucket:

this is gold

countandi: humped-pelican-crossing: randall is holding...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:08:44 -0400

countandi:

humped-pelican-crossing:

randall is holding cupcakes

i repeat

cupcakes

this is gonna be tragic as fuck

Wanna know something better?

The cupcakes actually spell out “BE MY PAL”.

RANDALL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL. PREPARE TO DROWN IN TEARS.

fuckyeahillustrativeart: Joey Chou Follow Joey on Tumblr!

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:08:30 -0400

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

Joey Chou

Follow Joey on Tumblr!

pumpkinlessidjit: jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:04:17 -0400

pumpkinlessidjit:

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

thegirlwithchocolateshoes: Coloring coloring books into a whole...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:03:44 -0400

thegirlwithchocolateshoes:

Coloring coloring books into a whole new level.

Art on the right by: http://loish.deviantart.com/
Coloring book pages belong to Disney.